What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy🌌
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
why dont pakis play football, everytime they get a corner they build a shop
My forehead blew up because I saw urs at the forehead shop
Where do orphans get there stuff from?
The reject shop
*walks into sex shop* Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex please.
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
my 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story - she gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist , - the cashier scanned it and replied with " ma'am this item is worthless "
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
where do t rexs shop dino stores.
Why don't Orphans go to the shops because when there mum leaves shes never coming back
hello my fellow canadians I mean ameicans I your cool and hip president has decied to give everyone free ice cream! even the russans to go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕
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