A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"
What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
the preiest had a very holy shirt
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material
I used to work at a T shirt factory before the company folded
why did the topless woman shout 'stop raping us'?
because she was uneducated
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear jumpsuits
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked If I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt and he disappeared. Shame on you Penaldo.
little Johny asked teacher wy you where no shirt teacher sys because i want to teacher drops her pencil and picks it up the class starts laughing what so funny a kid took of your ba and we see your squish sexy boobs
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste
Roses are red violets are blue tory shirts step in doodoo
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt? It becomes a chestnut.
