Women's Rightist jokes
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Feminism.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
What about women's lefts?
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Woman do have rights!
Women's rights.
Women’s rights.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.