Women's Rightist jokes

Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?

Because it looks like a kitchen floor.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

Feminism.

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?

A: A knife has a point.

What about women's lefts?

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

Misogyny? More like misogelbow.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."