Shes jokes

How did Sally die?

She got shot.

How? She could not run away.

The waiter recommended the rug meal.

She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.