Shes jokes
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Memes
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.