Shes jokes

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.