Shes jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

She (DYM 126).

Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?