Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
Shes Jokes
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
