Shes jokes

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

She (DYM 126).

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.