Shes jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"