Shes jokes

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!