Shes jokes

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."