Shes jokes

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Why did you and Sarah break up?

'Cause she cheetahed on me.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.