Shes jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.