Shes jokes

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Why did you and Sarah break up?

'Cause she cheetahed on me.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.