Shes jokes
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Memes
but i dont have a mom she can't help
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" ๐ฎ๐
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Why didnโt the emo attend her grandmaโs funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldnโt get high.