Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Shes Jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
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