Shes jokes
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Memes
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.