Shes jokes

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

How do you know the hooker killed herself?

She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.