Shes jokes
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.