Shes

Shes jokes

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, β€œI need your weight, not your phone number.”

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚