One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. ππ
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
