She jokes
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, βI need your weight, not your phone number.β
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! ππππ
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.