She jokes
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.