why did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock whos there? not sally
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
