yo mama so fat she can't go up the elevator, she can only go down
yo mama so stupid that when she went to the super bowl, she brought a spoon
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty conpeition they said no cause they didn't want professionals
Ur mama so fat when thanaos snapped his finger she only lost weight
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
Your mama so ugly whenever she threw boomerang, it refused to come back
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
