She jokes

Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

Why did the woman cross the road?

What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?

A: She moans with the other.

Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.