She Jokes

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮

B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Why did the woman get raped in the ass?

She assed for it.

Fancy playing rodeo sex?

"OK then," she said!

Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!

Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.

A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!