Shaggy jokes

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.