Shaggy Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Defense

Anonymous · 1 year ago

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

Hairline

The Chosen · 3 years ago

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Wheelchair

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Yes

The image shows the text: "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Below the text there is a close-up of Shaggy with a concerned expression.

Shampoo

BigIrishDude · 3 years ago

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

Sheep

Anonymous · 9 years ago

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.

Razor

Raper Paper · 8 years ago

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Trans

Anonymous · 3 months ago

Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.

Minor

Anonymous · 3 years ago

I groomed 2 minors today.

Wheelchair

DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

hi

The image shows a text overlay on top of an image of the character Shaggy from the cartoon Scooby-Doo. The text says, "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Shaggy has a surprised expression.

Spooktober

Anonymous · 8 months ago

Merry Spookmass, Everyone!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #6

A four-panel image. The top-left panel shows Shaggy from Scooby-Doo with puffed cheeks, playing a flute-like instrument. The top-right panel reads 'me in September'. The bottom-left panel shows a skeleton playing a saxophone. The bottom-right panel reads 'me in Spooktober'. Below these panels, a caption says 'It's beginning to look a lot like Spookmas...'

Doctor

ohio_armpit · 3 years ago

lol

The image shows Shaggy from Scooby-Doo looking worried. Text above him says, "When the doctor says trust me" and below him, "It won't hurt."

Fnaf game

ohio_armpit · 3 years ago

me when i play fnaf

A picture of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo with a distorted face and the text "ZOINKS" above him.

Card

Anonymous · 3 years ago

the shaggy card

The image shows a parody of a Pokémon card featuring Shaggy from Scooby-Doo in a powerful pose. The card reads: "MUI Shaggy 999999999999999HP. STAGE 1. Zoinks 9999999999999999. Your whole deck is dead. Shaggy 9999999999999999. Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokémon is now dead. MUI Shaggy OP. Ilus. tz yo boi. Weakness +10. Resistance -40. -fake card-"

Scooby-Doo

Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago

A screenshot of two social media posts. The top post features the text: "Let's split up gang! Scooby, Girls, you check the basement and I'll help Shaggy upstairs." accompanied by two images: one showing a muscular, shirtless fan-art version of Shaggy Rogers and the other showing Fred Jones biting his lip with a suggestive expression. Below this is a reply post stating: "Bruh you can NOT leave those white women alone with a great Dane."

Man

Wade · 2 years ago

The Man behind the Slaughter

The image shows a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a tied-up green Springtrap character from the video game 'Five Nights at Freddy's' stands surrounded by the Scooby-Doo gang. The caption says, "now let's see who the man behind the slaughter really is!". The second panel shows Fred touching Springtrap's head. In the final panel, Fred is holding Springtrap's head mask, revealing Shaggy underneath. Shaggy is saying "-Shaggy!?" and then "-like zoinks, I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!".