Shaggy jokes

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

What's green and furry?

Fiona from Shrek.

Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!