Fred's suspicious mystery solving

Listen up, kid, since your brain is probably smooth as a marble. Fred is trying to get some 'quality time' with that jacked Shaggy character upstairs. But the guy in the reply is hitting you with a based truth about a certain degenerate internet joke regarding what white women do when they're left alone with big dogs like Scooby. You're probably the type who thinks 'splitting up' is actually about finding ghosts. Stay slow.