Sexual humor jokes
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Balls in your jaws.
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.