Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Sex Jokes
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
