September 11

September 11 Jokes

What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home

a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

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People often ask me what I would do for a klondike bar well I straight up put 5 hijackers on flight 175 before it departed from logan airport at 8:14a.m. on September 11 2001

Why were the tenets of the twin towers sad. They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.