Newest Sea Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

why was the sea sad? because it was blue

why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

a...b...sea?

Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂

Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up

Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

The Arabian Sea is in which state

liquid

what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?

I SEA him!

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?

Because the pond was to shallow

why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"