Sea

Sea Jokes

Pirate

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

Octopus

Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?

Because he was well armed!

Mussel

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

Shark

What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.

How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.

Pedophile

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

Fish

Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam.

Lesbian

What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

Great white

Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!

Shark

What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?

A slow swimmer...

Ocean

What does the ocean do to its friends?

It waves.

(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Fish

What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.

Sock

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

Moth

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.