(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Octopussy.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
