Scream jokes
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.