Scream jokes

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."

What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.

Women are like tornadoes.

They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.