What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Stephen hawking went on a date last night She left after 15 minutes complaining she didn't like his tone
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Why can't Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
Yes Stephen hawkin is alive YEET
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven
Because it’s a stairway to heaven not a ramp
How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password
why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What is Steven hawkins favorite song? Highway To hell
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
