What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
Why are cheetahs the best animals?
The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour.
A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds.
Cheetahs are extremely fast; however, they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue.
Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms.
One way to always recognize a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines,” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances.
Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs.
While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day.
A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away.
Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision.
With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight.
Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
How did Stephen hawking actually die
He lost wi- fi conection
