What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Scientist Jokes
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
