Science

Science jokes

One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"

The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.

Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.

He just couldn’t figure out who.

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.