What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.