Newest School Jokes - Page 14

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

U so ugly when ur mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering

what does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? he shoots more kids in them

pro lifers: end abortion!!!

pro lifers after school shooting: but not this abortion.

My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.

that one person name Jake in your school be like

at school be like

WHEN YOU THINK YOU BEEN
WORKING FOR 4 HOURS
AND IT'S ONLY BEEN
17 MINUTES

that one basic white bitch in school

There's 50 of
these basic white girls at
school. Visual example below.
And the other day I heard
one of them say to another:
"Oh My GoSh, Ya, YoU dO
1Ook mExlcAn" keep in mind
they are the most basic, white,
blonde, girls you have
ever seen. I almost started laughing.
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Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. so when i was little, i met this girl. her name was Leah. we were besties for a while until i turned 13. then i asked if she wanted to date me. she said yes! but one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. i was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

at school be like

talking to your friend Jake in school be like

WI
MAD PATRICK?
I CAN'T SEE MY HAIRLINE!

My first christmas picture second one ima draw tommorw at school or tonight depends

why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it

Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors

there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point

an adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid aportes him hey says the emo kid do you have rope No replies the adopted kid Dang it i hate you says the emo kid "now the adopted one is angry" Well at least im loved says the adopted kid.

if you know a emo kid please stay away the depression is contagions I,m a survivor like if you dislike emos.

The Emo Kid Said I Wanna Die But The Quiet Kid Said Nah Im Go Die Myself Bye

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?