I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
I see my friends at school they talk to me they go back to class but they forgot i am their class mate and they were like your dumbie and i was well your a dumba** bi***
You know that I see my sister at home from school she says everyone bulies me I say because your a fat a**
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
me rn “yo yo yo for pre k I went to kiss a school” my friend “whatiskisma” me “kisma balls!”
i hate school, i mean why CAN'T you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone including the teachers?! this generation is to soft man.
yo hairline so ugly when u go to school u fall on a line
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
when you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you
YOUR SO POOR THAT YOU CANT PAY FOR A PUBLIC SCHOOL
i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"
