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I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!

Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

Later!

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?

Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Teacher: What's your favorite animal?

Me: Desert Eagle.

Teacher: Why?

Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.

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    • Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor

    Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.

    Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”

    “Under my bench,” he replies.

    So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

    The depressed kid getting bullied.

    The bully: "You are useless."

    The depressed kid: "I know."

    Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

    Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

    Teacher: Why?

    Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

    Teacher: This assignment is big.

    Student (male): I have something that's big.

    Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.