School jokes
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
When the school lets you near children again...
I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"