School jokes
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.