Schedule jokes
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time do you call me tomorrow?
What time eeeeeee?
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
Why is time important? To not be late.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.