Deadline jokes
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
Memes
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Memes
Community
IāM FINALIZING KEYWORDS RIGHT NOW, IF YOU DECIDED TO SLACK OFF THEN THIS IS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO VOTE. YOU HAVE 3 HOURS, MESSAGE ME PRIVATELY.
i have 134 assignments i have not done ššš
Deadline is midnight. I need more guesses, guys! Answer and explanation to follow at 00:00 until then... Bon chance!