What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
Man and woman are having a discussion. Woman looks into man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . ".
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in".
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What time the man go to the bank
Eight am
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight? A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
