What time do you call me tomorrow?
What time eeeeeee?
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
Man and woman are having a discussion. Woman looks into man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . ".
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in".
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What time the man go to the bank
Eight am
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
