Schedule jokes
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
Why is time important? To not be late.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
What time eeeeeee?
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.