Schedule jokes
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.