Schedule

Schedule Jokes

Time

How do you kill time?

Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.

Routine

I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.

Kobe

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Orphan

I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.

(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)

Day

Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Morning

Amber Heard morning schedule:

- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower

Time

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?

Time

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?

🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.

Dog

What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?

Time to walk with your dog 🐶!

Class

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.