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What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What did the math book say to the other math book? Wanna hear my problems?