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What do you say to someone's mom?

"You mom gay."

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, he just waved.

Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??

He had to use the bathroom!

My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."

So the guy replies,

OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."

So the guy replies,

OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"

So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!

What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.

The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!

What did the pirate say to Argon?

Ar!

I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.

Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"

How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."