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What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.