Say jokes
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"