Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabia Jokes

Vacation

One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!

Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.

Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!

Rhyme

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

Kid

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Man

A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.

The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!

Pilot

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

Tragedy

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

People

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

Pride Month

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

9/11

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Girl

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

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  • People

    I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

    He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    Pilot

    Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

    Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    Sitcom

    What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

    Stone

    What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

    It's legal to get stoned.

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