Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
mamma mia abortion clinic! your loss is our sauce
hello welcome to abortion pizza your loss is our sauce
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
What’s japans favorite hot sauce da bomb
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What type of pizza did the twin towers order? Plain
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
This is Riley abortion clinic yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?.
Re-tarter sauce.
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
