Sauce jokes

Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!

Why is a tomato red?

Because it saw the ranch dressing!

A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?

Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.