Sauce jokes
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.