The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
