Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
