When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
What does Santa Claus in Bill Cosby have in common? They both come while you’re asleep
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
Why don't chinaease people believe in santa claus there the ones that make the toyd
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
your mom is so fat santa claus came done and said ho ho holy shit
JoE mAmA sO FaT ThaT whEn sANtA cAmE tO OuR HoUsE hE sAiD " hO hO hOLy sHiT, sHe dAmN ThiCK - - " .v.
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
Why do Christmas trees 🎄 like wheelchairs ? Beacause the have kids
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
