Pain. gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Deppression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing i cant have.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water
Because their dad never came back with the milk
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
i went on a orphan website,sadly there was no home page
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
are you sad then don't be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Why are orphas always sad because there parents are not there to chear them up
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
Orphans are lonely
what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms
Roses are red, my blood is too, And i've been seeing it alot more, since i've lost you
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in is wheelchair and cried.
Q: give a man a day of therapy he'll be sad for then and on A:give a man a noose he'll be sad for the rest of his life
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!
So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?
Then said do you want me to get your parents.
