Sadness jokes
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become. On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again. “Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.