Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry I’m already going under.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do you call a sad Coffee
Despesso
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
why did the ophan commit suicide so he could find home
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Sunday was a sad day but yesterday was a sadderday
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer.... Finding Chemo
What’s an orphans least favourite drink
Milk because his parents never came back with it
i dont struggle with depression, im used to it
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan...
A iPhone has a button to go home
