Sadness jokes

I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

Kids changing the channel to Annie.

Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf

Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.

What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?

Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.

One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."

The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"

The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."

So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.

"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."

The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"

The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."

The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.