Sad jokes

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.

One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"

The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"

His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

My sad ass life.

When you're sad, hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

My dog died. I'm so sad.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.

So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.