What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
(classic)
why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on
What do you call a sad rabbit? UNHOPPY 😢😢
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly"
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight I told her to keep her chins up
sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him. thats it for now
Billy: hay kid why are you sad
Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents
Billy: oh and how long have you been here
Orphan: about 200 years
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
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its kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence oh wait you only said three words
Why is the orphan sad for dinner? He has no one to eat with him at the table
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient. He was a great vet.
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!
