Sad jokes
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.