Sad jokes
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Why am I so sad?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.