Roses jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.

Roses are red, Violets are ugly.

Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Spread your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.